My Review of Michael Moore’s FAHRENHEIT 911 YES, THAT’S FASCINATING MICHAEL, BUT, HOW MANY OF US DO YOU BELIEVE CARE THAT ALI BABA’S GOT A BONER IN BAGHDAD AFTER HE’S DEAD???? YES, THAT’S FASCINATING MICHAEL, BUT, HOW MANY OF US DO YOU REALLY THINK ARE OVERLY CONCERNED ABOUT WHETHER A PHONE SOMEWHERE IN OREGON IS WORKING OR NOT???? BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS UNIQUELY INFORMATIVE TRIVIA, ALONG WITH LOT’S MORE, IS ABUNDANTLY CONTAINED IN THE MOVIE “FAHRENHEIT 911” BY MICHAEL MOORE, BUT AS IT SEEMS, UNEXPLAINABLY, MICHAEL NEVER DID NOTICE WHAT THE NAME OF HIS MOVIE REFERS TO…….SEPTEMBER 11, 2001.……HMMM, LET’S THINK ABOUT THIS, A DOCUMENTARY IS HERE OFFERED RELATIVE TO THE MOST FAMOUS SLAUGHTER OF INNOCENTS ON OUR SOIL { OVERLOOKING 1492 OF COURSE } AND WE HEAR FROM MICHAEL MOORE OF THE MOST REMOTE OFF THE WALL TRIVIA IN REGARDS TO 9-11-2001AND AS FOR THE FACTS, WHERE ARE THEY???? QUITE OBVIOUSLY PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OR DOCUMENTATION IS UNNECESSARY IN MICHAEL’S MIND, FOR NONE IS OFFERED. REALITY SEEMS TOO DISTURBING TO CERTAIN MINDS, INCLUDING THOSE OF MICHAEL MOORE AND GEORGE W. BUSH, FOR IF YOU DID NOT KNOW, THESE 2 TWO BRAINS ARE EMBEDDED WITH ONE ANOTHER LIKE 2 PEAS IN A POD, YEP, THAT’S RIGHT, THEY HAVE THE EXACT SAME STORY AS TO THE EVENTS OF 9-11-2001. I MEAN, WHY BRING UP THE PAST, “I THINK WE WOULD AGREE, THE PAST IS OVER” AS GW ONCE SAID, AND AS FOR THE FACTS AND EVIDENCE RELATIVE TO 9-11, THESE TWO BRAINS ARE BOSSOM BUDDIES. GW BUSH’S BRAIN { ALONG WITH THE REST OF HIS REGIME } DECIDES, WHO NEEDS A TRIAL, WHO NEEDS EVIDENCE, WHO NEEDS INDICTMENTS OR TESTIMONY OR JUDGES OR JURIES WHEN, HEC, THE LYNCHER’S JUSTICE OF SHOCK & AWE STRIKES OF TERROR ARE FOOL PROOF, NO WISHY WASHY POSSIBILITY OF WHAT A LEGAL FORM OF JUSTICE MIGHT DETERMINE, HEC NO, A KNEE JERK REACTIONARY SENTANCING TO DEATH { NEARLY IDENTICAL TO HOWARD STERN’S 9-11 WISH TO NUKE EVERYONE WITHOUT TRIAL } OF 2 COUNTRIES THROUGH AN ALL OUT BOMBING CAMPAIGN {ALMOST 4 CONSECUTIVE YEARS NOW OF TERROR WITHOUT TRIAL UPON THESE 2 COUNTRIES AFGHANISTAN & IRAQ } AND WALLA, YOU GOT RESULTS BABY!!!! YOU SEE, BOTH OF THESE MIGHTY BRAINS BELIEVE THE SAME STORY, THAT 9-11 WAS AN ARAB TERRORIST STRIKE ON AMERICA. OH YES, IT’S A SYMBIOTIC ODD BATMAN & ROBIN RELATIONSHIP OUT TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM ALL THEM “EVIL DOERS” AND OUT OF THE CAVE OF DARKNESS THEY CHARGE DOLLARS AND OSAMAS A FLYIN’ TO SAVE US ALL EACH IN THEIR OWN WAY, BUT ABOARD THEIR THEORIES & CONSPIRACIES BATMOBILE BANDWAGON, THEY’LL NEVER GET TO FAR IN EITHER BRINGING PEACE OR IN SETTING THE HISTORICAL RECORD STRAIGHT. YOU MIGHT LIKE TO UNDERSTAND, IF MICHAELS MIND HAD ONE IOTA OF INTEREST IN THE PREVENTION OF WAR, HE COULD OF OFFERED THE TRUTH RELATIVE TO SEPTEMBER 11, 2001. OH CERTAINLY MICHAEL, IT’S FASCINATING THAT WALMART MIGHT BE A TERRORIST TARGET IN TAPPAHANAK, BUT HERE’S A FEW FACTS YOU NEVER DID MENTION…..THERE EXISTS UP TO A 15 MINUTE GAP BETWEEN THE GOVERNMENTAL VERSION OF THE 1ST WTC TOWER COLLAPSE TIME AND WHAT THE NYC POLICE DEPARTMENT { SEE “ABOVE HALLOWED GROUND” } AND SOME OF THE TOP 9-11 RESEARCHERS STATE { 9:50am COMPARED TO 10:05am }. IN OTHER WORDS, ALTHOUGH WHAT YOU SAW ON TV WAS SAID TO BE “LIVE”, THIS EVENT WAS IN ACTUALITY A TAPE DELAYED VERSION OF EVENTS. THERE EXISTS THE GOVERNMENTAL VERSION OF “PANCAKING” TOWERS AND YET, THE AERIAL PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE ALONG WITH THE VIDEO PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE AND DETAILED UPCLOSE DIGITAL PHOTOS OF GROUND ZERO REVEAL AN OUTWARD EXPLOSION AND VAPORIZATION OF BOTH OF THE COLLAPSED TWIN TOWERS. AND IF YOU DID NOT NOTICE, ALL THREE BUILDINGS COLLAPSED IN NEAR FREEFALL TIME OR LESS { THANK YOU GEORGE HUMPHREY } THEREBY RELEGATING THE OFFICIAL LAW-OF-PANCAKING-TOWERS EXPLANATION INTO THE REALM OF QUACK SCIENCE. THERE EXISTS THE GOVERNMENTAL VERSION CONSPIRED INTO REALITY ABOUT A PASSENGER PLANE CRASH AT THE PENTAGON AND YET, NOT ONE PIECE OF PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE EITHER IN STILL OR VIDEO FORMAT EXISTS TO PROVE SUCH A THEORY, NOT ONE SCRAP OF PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE, NOT OF THIS PLANE, THE PASSENGERS, THE LUGGAGE, NOTHING AND YET IN ALL MICHAEL’S GLORIOUS WISDOM, IT’S BETTER TO INCLUDE A PASSING INTEREST IN DEAD “ALI BABA’S” BONER IN BAGHDAD THAN TO INCLUDE ANY ACTUAL CLEARLY EVIDENT PROOF SUGGESTIVE OF WHO THE REAL 9-11 TERRORISTS ARE. YES, THIS MOVIE IS ANTI-WAR AND ONE OF THE BEST ONES AT THAT, HOWEVER, SADLY, THIS MOVIE IS AN EXAMPLE OF THE NORMAL COAT TAILING DESIRE TO HOP ABOARD THE TEARS OF A MOTHER TO GET YOU ALL TO BELIEVE WAR IS NOT SUCH A GOOD THING, HOWEVER, IN LIGHT OF THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE…..FAHRENHEIT 9-11.…., AS IN SEPTEMBER 11, 2001, WHERE ARE THE FACTS???? THIS IS A DOCUMENTARY IS IT NOT???? AND WOULDN’T THERE BE AN INTEREST IN THE DOCUMENTATION OF FACTS RELATIVE TO 9-11???? MAKES SENSE TO ME…..MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE MICHAEL, MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE MICHAEL, THIS IS MY NOT SO SUBLIMINAL EFFORT TO AWAKEN A BRAIN SOMEWHERE. YES MICHAEL, IT’S DARN FASCINTAING THAT SOME MEMBERS OF THE FRESNO PEACE GROUP EAT COOKIES AT MEETINGS, BUT AS THE MAYOR OF CLEVELAND, ASSOCIATED PRESS AND 2 OHIO NEWSPAPERS AND EYEWITNESS ACCOUNTS REVEAL {THANKS WOODY BOX}, FLIGHT 93 LANDED SAFELY AT 10:45am WITH 200 PASSENGERS ON 9-11-2001 AT CLEVELAND HOPKINS AIRPORT. THE PASSENGERS WERE THEN TAKEN { THANKS TO EYEWITNESS ACCOUNTS } TO THE NASA RESEARCH CENTER BY FBI AGENTS. YES MICHAEL, IT’S GOSH DARN FASCINATING THAT JOHN ASHCROFT CAN WRITE AND SING ABOUT EAGLES SOARING, BUT, DID YOU LET US KNOW BOTH NYC FIREMEN EYEWITNESS ACCOUNTS { SEE NAUDET BROTHERS FIREMAN’S 9-11VIDEO } AND PHOTOGRAPHIC ACCOUNTS DOCUMENTED ON 9-11-2001 IN NYC REVEAL DETONATIONS OF EXPLOSIVES CAUSING THE COLLAPSE OF ALL 3 TOWERS…..HMMM…..NOT SURE OF ALL THE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE MICHAEL, HOW ABOUT IF THE OWNER OF THE WTC COMPLEX LARRY SILVERSTEIN SAID HIMSELF THAT WTC #7 WAS BOMBED…..????…..WOULD THAT BE CONVINCING ENOUGH TO REVEAL THAT 9-11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB???? WELL SINCE YOU APPARENTLY HAVE NOT REALIZED IT YET, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT MR. SILVERSTEIN REVEALS ON CAMERA IN STATING THAT HE DECIDED TO “PULL” WTC #7 { DEMOLITION TO “SAVE LIVES” }…..HMMM…..SOUNDS FAMILIAR, MUMIA ABU JAMAL REVEALED TO US THAT IT WAS CERTAIN POLICE OFFICERS IN L.A. WHO BELIEVED THAT TO SAVE CERTAIN NEIGHBORHOODS, YOU HAD TO DESTROY THEM, EVEN DROP A BOMB ON THEM. HMMM, THESE LIKE-MINDED TERRORISTS THINK ALONG THE SAME LINES OF THOSE WHO “SAVED/LIBERATED” FALLUJAH IN IRAQ RECENTLY BY DESTROYING IT. YOU SEE MICHAEL, HAVING LARRY SILVERSTEIN ON CAMERA STATING THAT IT WAS HIS DECISION TO DESTROY WTC #7 IS EVIDENCE OF CRIMINAL INTENT AND COMPLICITY AND PLENTY OF “SMOKING GUN” PROOF THAT 9-11 WAS IN INSIDE JOB…..BUT…..IS IT WORTHY OF INCLUSION IN A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT 9-11, IN YOUR MIND, APPARENTLY NOT. CAN ANYONE SAY “LEFT GATE KEEPER” WHERE MICHAEL PLAYS THE GOOD COP AND GEORGE W. PLAYS THE BAD COP AND YOU THE PEOPLE NEVER EVER HEAR THE TRUTH DUE TO THE FACT THESE TWO MINDS ARE ON THE SAME SIDE IN FUZZIFYING THE FACTS SO YOU’LL BE DUPED INTO GULLIBLY REGUGITATING WHAT THESE SPIN DOCTORS FEED YOU IN REGARD TO 9-11-2001. OH EVIDENCE, WHO NEEDS IT, I GUESS WHEN YOU’RE EITHER MICHAEL MOORE OR GW BUSH, YOU JUST DON’T, TOO DANG COMPLICATED ALL THAT EVIDENTIARY PROOF TYPE STUFF, WHY BOTHER AND NEITHER HAVE RELATIVE TO THE FACTS OF THAT DAY OF ATROCITIES. REMEMBER, IT WAS DICK CHENEY WHO SAID IN ESSENCE IN EARLY 2002, “IF THERE WERE FURTHER INVESTIGATIONS OF 9-11, THERE WOULD BE ANOTHER TERROR STRIKE”, NOT MAYBE BABY, THAT’S A GO AHEAD DEFINITE. WELL, THAT MESSAGE FROM THE NOT-WANTING-TO-BE-CORNERED RABID REGIME IS BLATANT ENOUGH…..YOU WHO SEEK THE TRUTH ARE THOU WHO SHALL DIE…..THANK YOU, GOODNIGHT! YES MICHAEL, THANKS FOR LETTING US KNOW THAT THERE ARE ONLY 8 SHERIFFS ON PATROL IN ALL OF OREGON AT ONE TIME ON ANY GIVEN NIGHT, BUT, WHAT KIND OF QUACK PSEUDO SCIENCE IS CONJURED INTO EXISTENCE TO EXPLAIN THE SIMULTANEOUS HEATING OF ALL MAJOR STEEL "I" BEAMS OF THE 2nd STRUCK WTC BUILDING { BY A PLANE WHICH NEARLY MISSED THE BUILDING AND WHOSE FUEL WAS GREATLY EXPENDED IN THE FAMOUS FIREBALL THEREBY NOT CONTRIBUTING IN ANY WAY TO THE FIRES INSIDE THE BUILDING } CAUSING THE 1ST “COLLAPSE” IN ALL OF HISTORY OF A STEEL FRAME BUILDING DUE TO “FIRE”. WELL, IT’S THE SAME QUACK SCIENCE WHICH CAN DETERMINE THROUGH MATHEMATICAL FUZZIFICATION THAT JET FUEL CAN BURN NEARLY 2500 DEGREES HOTTER { THANKS “WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.COM” } { KEVIN R. RYAN } ON 9-11 THAN AT ANY OTHER TIME IN PROVEABLE HISTORY. THE BEAMS WERE EXPOSED TO 500 DEGREES {THANKS KEVIN R. RYAN} ON 9-11-2001 AND STEEL MELTS AT NEARLY 3000 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT, BUT HEC, IN THEM MURKY MINDS OF SPIN DOCTORS, THAT’S PLENTY CLOSE ENOUGH TO POINT THEM ALL KNOWING FINGERS AT FIRE AS THE CAUSE OF “PANCAKING” SKYSCRAPERS. AND WOW, WHAT A COINCIDENCE, THE ONLY TIME STEEL FRAME BUILDINGS EVER COLLAPSED DUE TO FIRE IN ALL OF HISTORY, EITHER BEFORE 9-11 OR SINCE 9-11, WAS ALL SUPER COINCIDENTALLY ON 9-11-2001...AND, AMAZINGLY IN THE CASE OF WTC #7, NO VISIBLE OUT OF CONTROL FIRES WERE EVEN PRESENT AND EQUALLY AMAZING, AN APROXIMATE 45 MINUTE FIRE IN ONE CORNER OF THE BUILDING CAUSED THE TOTAL DEMOLITION OF ONE OF THE STRONGEST BUILDINGS EVER BUILT ON EARTH. IN OTHER WORDS, WHAT YOU GOVERNMENT IS IMPLICITLY SAYING IS, WITH A FEW CANS OF LOW GRADE JET FUEL { KEROSENE } AND A BOOK OF MATCHES, YOU CAN COMPLETELY DEMOLISH ANY BUILDING ON EARTH IN LESS THAN 1 HOUR. DOES ANY OF THIS INTEREST MICHAEL MOORE, NOT A CHANCE, HE WOULD RATHER LET YOU KNOW PAUL WOLFOWITZ COMBS HIS HAIR WITH SPIT. FASCINATING. THE BLATANT REALITY OF THE 2ND STRUCK BUILDING BURNING FOR A LOT LESS TIME { I HOUR 45 MINUTES COMPARED TO 45 MINUTES } WITH A LOT LESS AVAILABLE FUEL { REMEMBER THE FIREBALL? } AND YET, LOGICALLY, IT COMES DOWN FIRST? QUACK SCIENCE RULES BABY! AND THERE GOES MICHAEL OFF WONDERING WHERE THE MANUALS ARE TO APPREHEND TERRORISTS ALONG THE COAST OF OREGON ARE. IS THIS BIT OF TRIVIA NOT INTERESTING ENOUGH RELATIVE TO 9-11????, WELL, HOW ABOUT THE FACT GW’S DOG BARNIE DIGS FOR ARMADILLOS, THAT’LL SOLVE THE CRIME OF 9-11-2001, AT LEAST THAT’S WHAT MICHAEL THINKS, AS IS EVIDENCED IN HIS MOVIE. HMMM, FACTS, WHO NEEDS’EM,….WHEN YOU’RE THE MIND OF MOORE OR BRAIN OF BUSH, YOU DON’T, BECAUSE AS WE’VE ALL WITNESSED NOW, THIS DYNAMIC DUO FEARS TO TREAD ON THE TOES OF THE TRUTH…..”THROUGH DECEPTION THOU SHALL HAVE WAR”…..BECAUSE IF THE TRUTH OF 9-11-2001 EVER WAS REVEALED, THE WAR MONGERS WOULD BE STOPPED BLOOD-RED HANDED IN THEIR TRACKS. DID EITHER THE GOVERNMENTAL VERSION OR BIG SCREEN VERSION OF THE 9-11 REALITY TELL YOU THE FOLLOWING SCIENTIFIC FACT???? A SMOTHERED {BY 110+ STORIES OF DEBRIS} AND FLOODED BELOW GROUND FIRE CANNOT BURN AT ALL…..EXCEPT AMAZINGLY ON 9-11.….AND NOT ONLY DID THEY BURN ON 9-11, THEY CONTINUED TO BURN FOR 3 MONTHS EVEN WITH CONSTANT WATERING BY THE NYC FIRE DEPARTMENT. SOUND FISHY???? WELL, MAYBE THE TERM “GROUND ZERO” WAS MORE ACCURATE THAN INTENDED DUE TO THE FACT GROUND ZERO NORMALLY REFERS TO THE SITE OF A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION AND WHAT HAPPENED IN NYC AT GROUND ZERO WAS EVIDENTLY MORE THAN AN AMAZINGLY COINCIDENTAL “COLLAPSING” OF 3 BUILDINGS. DO TEN MINUTES OF RESEARCH MICHAEL AND YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT A GOOD PERCENTAGE OF THE GROUD ZERO CLEAN UP WORKERS ARE NOW SUFFERING WITH SYMPTOMS SIMILAR TO RADIOLOGICAL EXPOSURE. YOU KNOW MICHAEL, THERE IS THIS THING CALLED GOOGLE, PRESS A FEW BUTTONS AND WALLA, YOU CAN GET ANSWERS…..BUT MAYBE SINCE YOUR BRAIN SEEMS TO BE TUNED INTO THE SAME QUACK SCIENCE FREQUENCY AS GW BUSH’S, YOU LOOK AT THE INTERNET AS A DARK EVIL DUNGEON AND DISCOVERING ANSWERS JUST AIN’T YOUR CUP O’ TEA ESPECIALLY WHEN BEING SPOON FED ALL THE ANSWERS {CONCOCTED BY YOUR WAR-FRIENDLY GOVERNMENT} WORTH KNOWING IS SOO MUCH EASIER. BY THE WAY, DID YOU EVER NOTICE THE SIMILARITY OF THE SPUN-DOCTORED COVER STORIES DANGLED BEFORE OUR EYES FOR OUR SIMPLE-MINDED PACIFICATION? “PANCAKING TOWERS” {NYC 9-11-2001], “MAGIC BULLETS” {JFK ASSASSINATION} AND “RED DOMINOS FALLING” {VIETNAM}. YOU SEE, IF YOU CAN DELUDE YOUR BRAIN INTO BELIEVING THAT THE OFFICIAL VERSION OF REALITY IS FOREVER THE ONLY PLAUSIBLE VERSION, YOU WILL BE GLADLY WELCOMED AS ONE OF THE GLORIOUS ALL AMERICAN SUFFERS OF GULLIBLITUS WHO THIS GOVERNMENT WILL CERTAINLY DEEM “PATRIOTIC”, AT LEAST PATRIOTIC ENOUGH TO VIEW YOUR OWN CHILDREN AS PLAUSIBLY EXPENDABLE FOR THE GOOD OF FAT WALLETED CHICKENHAWKS EVERYWHERE, AS IS CLEARLY EVIDENT IN THE WAR THE U.S. IS CURRENTLY & ILLEGALLY CONDUCTING UPON IRAQ. YES, ONCE AGAIN MICHAEL, IT IS OH SO FASCINATING THAT YOU INFORMED US OF THE WONDERS OF BRITNEY SPEAR’S SIMPLISTIC LOGIC, “WE SHOULD TRUST EVERY DECISION THE PRESIDENT MAKES” {REMEMBER BACK IN THE 1960‘S THE U.S GOVERNMENT SIMILIARLY COMANDEERED THE TALENTS OF JOHNNY CASH IN PROMOTION OF THE VIETNAM WAR….THANKS PHIL OCHS}, BUT, YOU COULD HAVE MENTIONED THE FACT THAT THE BUSH REGIME COMPLICITLY ENABLED THE FURTHERANCE OF TERROR BY DESTROYING THE EVIDENCE FROM THE GROUND ZERO CRIME SCENE, AS WAS THE CASE WHEN THE U.S. GOVERNMENT HELPED TO COORDINATE ALL THE REMAINING STEEL BEAMS OF THE 3 WTC MYSTERIOSLY COLLAPSING TOWERS TO EITHER BE MELTED DOWN OR TO BE SHIPPED TO CHINA. THIS OBVIOUSLY CONSTITUTES CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR OF THE HIGHEST ORDER IN ATTEMPTING TO NEGATE THE TRUTH FROM EVER SEEING THE LIGHT OF DAY OR THE LIGHT OF A TRIAL IN IDENTIFYING AND BRINGING TO JUSTICE THE GUILTY. YES MICHAEL, YOU CAN TELL US THAT RICKY MARTIN NEVER DID MAKE IT TO THE LATIN GRAMMIES, BUT DID YOU TELL US THAT PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE EXISTS IN THE NAUDET BROTHERS 9-11 FIREMAN’S VIDEO OF A BOMB EXPLOSION IN THE 1ST FLOOR LOBBY OF THE BUILDING? {THEREBY PROVING 9-11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB} AND ON THE SAME VIDEO A WOMAN IS REPORTED TO BE ON FIRE IN THE LOBBY OF THE FIRST STRUCK BUILDING {WITHIN MINUTES OF THE CRASH}. HMMM, LET’S THINK ABOUT AN “OFFICIAL” EXPLANATION OF THIS EVIDENCE REPORTED BY MR. NAUDET,….”CLEARLY SHE JUMPED OUT OF ONE OF THE UPPER FLOORS, FELL 80 TO 110 STORIES, LANDED AND CRAWLED INTO THE LOBBY ON FIRE”……NOT LOGICAL ENOUGH????……THEN THE ONLY OTHER EXPLANATION WOULD BE THAT “SHE WAS ON THE ELEVATOR, THE PLANE CRASHED, CAUGHT HER ON FIRE, SHE TOOK THE ELEVATOR DOWN, GOT OFF 1/3 THE WAY DOWN {THE ELEVATORS WERE STAGGERED, NO DIRECT ELEVATORS TO THE TOP], GOT BACK ON THE ELEVATOR STILL ON FIRE, TOOK THE ELEVATOR DOWN 1/3 MORE, GOT OFF, THEN BACK ON AND FINISHED THE RIDE ON FIRE DOWN TO THE LOBBY WHERE MR. NAUDET REPORTED SEEING HER ON FIRE”. WHY DO I INCLUDE SUCH LUDICROUS SPECULATION? EASY ENOUGH, BECAUSE THESE 2 EXPLANATIONS ARE THE ONLY OPTIONS TO CHOOSE FROM TO ACCOUNT FOR WHAT MR. NAUDET REPORTED SEEING WHILE FILMING HIS NOW FAMOUS VIDEO. THE ONLY OTHER EXPLANATION TO ACCOUNT FOR A WOMAN BEING ON FIRE AND THE WTC LOBBY WINDOWS BEING BLOWN OUT {AS SEEN ON THE VIDEO} AND THE WTC MARBLE LOBBY WALLS BEING DESTROYED {AS SEEN ON THE VIDEO} IS THAT A SEPARATE BOMB WENT OFF, PROVING GOVERNMENTAL INVOLVEMENT AND HEC, WHO WANTS THAT IN THE BUSH REGIME???? WELL MICHAEL, YOU COULD HAVE PAID CLOSER ATTENTION OR DONE AT LEAST SOME 9-11 INVESTIGATIONS, ESPECIALLY SINCE THE TITLE OF YOUR MOVIE IS…….. ………..………………FAHRENHEIT 911.………… OH YES, AND IN THAT SAME VIDEO CAN BE SEEN BOMB DETONATIONS IN 2 SEPARATE LOCATIONS AT THE TIME OF THE 1ST CRASH {BELOW LEFT SIDE OF BUILDING & ABOVE SAME SIDE} ALONG WITH A MYSTERIOUS WHITE FLASH BETWEEN THE PLANE AND BUILDING JUST BEFORE IMPACT. YOU KNOW MICHAEL, IT AIN’T THAT DIFFICULT TO ROUND UP THE FACTS, IF YOU DIDN’T NOTICE, THIS WAS A CRIME PERPETRATED BY AMATUERS, DUE TO THE SIMPLE FACT, THEY LEFT THEIR SMOKING GUN FINGERPRINTS ALL OVER THE VARIOUS CRIME SCENES AND IT IS ONLY THROUGH A DILIGENT AND WILFUL AND PREMEDITATED SUPPRESSION OF THE FACTS BY A HANDFUL OF SMALL MINDED……MAYBE ………………………….STUPID WHITE MEN…………. THAT THE U.S. PUBLIC CAN BE LED SO FAR ASTRAY. YOU SEE, WHEN TRUTH BECOMES TREASONOUS, AS IS NOW THE DOCTRINE OF CERTAIN ORWELLIAN, OR IS IT OIL-WELL-IAN, MINDS IN WASHINGTON D.C. , YOU’LL KNOW FOR CERTAIN THAT THEM NEW WORLD IGORS WILL HAVE RESURRECTED INTO REALITY THE NIGHTMARE OF "1984". YOU MICHAEL MOORE HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF {SOFAR, REDEEM YOURSELF & MAKE A TRUTHFUL ACCOUNT OF 9-11, HINT, HINT} TO BE ONE MORE GUARDIAN OF EMPERIAL DOGMA {THANKS IMMANUEL VELIKOVSKY} AS YOUR MOVIE CLEARLY INDICATES. AND FOR ALL OF YOU WHO DID NOT KNOW, THERE EXISTS A MOUNTAIN OF EVIDENCE IMPLICATING WHO EXACTLY ORCHESTRATED THE EVENTS OF 9-11-2001, OH, DID I MENTION GW’S BROTHER MARVIN WAS ON THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS FOR SECURACOM/STRATESE WHICH SUPPLIED SECURITY FOR THE WTC COMPLEX ON 9-11-2001. DO YOU UNDERSTAND YET?...........SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 WAS THE GREATEST NATIONAL SECURITY FAILURE OF ALL-TIME, AND YET, INSTEAD OF CANNING BUSH AND HIS CABAL OF INCOMPETENTS, A GOOD PERCENTAGE OF YOU IN THE PUBLIC AND MILITARY HAVE GIVEN HIM THE GREEN LIGHT GO-AHEAD TO MURDER IN MASS INNNOCENT MEN, WOMEN, CHILDREN AND UNBORNS WITHOUT ALLOWING ANY ONE OF THE SENTANCED-TO-DEATH VICTIMS DAY ONE IN COURT. THAT IS ABOUT AS ANTI-LIFE AS YOU CAN GET, AND, HOW STRANGE, ISN’T IT ALWAYS THE PRO-LIFE-ERS/ANTI-FREEDOM OF CHOICERS WHO SUPPORT THIS SLAUGHTER OF LIFE UPON EARTH BY THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WAR AFTER WAR AFTER WAR? DON’T TAKE NO GAWD DURN ROCKET SCIENTIST TO GO FIGURE OUT SOMETHIN’S WRONG WITH THIS HERE PICTURE. REMEMBER, EVEN IF YOU WHOLE-HEARTEDLY ABHOR THE FACTS AND EVIDENCE RELATIVE TO 9-11-2001 AND LOCK-STEPPEDLY EMBRACE THE OFFICIAL “WE DIDN’T SEE IT COMING” “WE WERE ALL CAUGHT UN-AWARES” “NO ONE COULD HAVE PREDICTED” STANCE, WHICH IS THE EXCUSE AND STORY EACH IN THE BUSH REGIME STICKS TO….THEN THE SIMPLE FACT THAT THE C.I.A. WAS FULLY AWARE {BY USE OF THE "PROMIS" SOFTWARE & THE C.B.O.E. MARKET SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM KNOWN AS "BLUESHEETING"} OF THE SHORT SELLING OF STOCKS {"PUT" OPTIONS FOR AMERICAN AIRLINES, UNITED AIRLINES & MORGAN STANLEY, DEAN WITTER & CO.-WHO OCCUPIED 22 FLOORS OF ONE OF THE 2 WTC TOWERS} ON WALL STREET IN THE DAYS PRECEEDING 9-11-2001 BY A GROUP OF SPECULATORS { IDENTIFIED - THANKS TBRNEWS.ORG - BY THE AMERICAN SECURITIES & EXCHANGE COMMISSION AS CITIZENS OF.....GUESS.....A CERTAIN SMALL MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRY THE U.S.A. SEEMS TO BE FOREVER IN SYMBIOTIC CAHOOTS WITH } WHO PROFITEERED MIGHTILY {$22 MILLION - THANKS ZEAL LCC OF N. DAKOTA} BASED ON THEIR FOREKNOWLDEGE OF THE EVENTS TO TAKE PLACE ON 9-11-2001, AND THAT CONDELEZZA RICE KNEW WELL ENOUGH OF THE IMPENDING TERROR TO GO AHEAD AND WARN WILLIE BROWN NOT TO FLY ON 9-11 AND THAT CNN EMPLOYEES ON THE 110TH FLOOR KNEW WELL ENOUGH TO STAY AWAY FROM THE WTC TOWERS THAT DAY {THANKS J. STRAWCUTTER} AND THAT A HIP-HOP BAND {THE COUP} KNEW WELL ENOUGH OF A POSSIBLE TERROR STRIKE UPON BOTH TWIN TOWERS TO ILLUSTRATE THIS REMOTE CONTROLLED BOMBING OF THE TOWERS ON THEIR RECORD COVER MONTHS BEFORE 9-11-2001.….AND OF COURSE, NOT TO MENTION ALL THE OTHER FOREWARNINGS MOST EVERYONE IS FAMILIAR WITH ……….THEN, YOU KNOW FOR CERTAIN, WITH THIS SIMPLE KNOWLEDGE, THAT THE U.S. GOVERNMENT WAS AT LEAST CRIMINALLY NEGLIGENT AND GUILTY OF DERELICTION OF DUTY {DUTY = NATIONAL SECURITY}. HMMMMM, LET’S THINK ABOUT IT……NOT ONE PERSON IN THIS COUNTRY CAN GO BEFORE A COURT OF LAW AND STATE IGNORANCE OF THE LAW, FOR AS EVERYONE KNOWS, IN THE MINDS OF THE COURTS, “IGNORANCE OF THE LAW IS NO EXCUSE” AND THEREFORE, DUE TO THIS IGNORANCE OF ONE OR MORE OF THE THOUSANDS OF THE FLUXUATING LAWS ON THE BOOKS IN THE U.S., YOU, EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA CAN BE PROSECUTED. HOWEVER, THE TOP OFFICIALS IN THE U.S.A., THE PRESIDENT AND ALL THE REST OF HIS REGIME, CAN STAND THERE AND PLEAD IGNORANCE AS THEIR JUSTIFYABLE EXCUSE FOR ALLOWING AN ARAB GUY IN A CAVE WITH A CELL PHONE TO DEFEAT THE ENTIRE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL & NATIONAL SECURITY COMPLEX. THESE OFFICIALS WHO HAVE DULY SWORN TO UPHOLD THE LAW, HAVE AT THEIR DISPOSAL THE MOST COSTLY , FORMIDABLE AND EXPANSIVE MILITARY AND INTELLIGENCE COLLECTING AGENCIES OF ALL-TIME, AND YET THEY PLEAD IGNORANCE, THEREBY NEGATING A NEED FOR THE INVESTIGATION & PROSECUTION OF ANYONE ANYWHERE IN THIS ADMINISTRATION FOR THE GREATEST NATIONAL SECURITY FAILURE OF ALL-TIME….. DOES THIS SOUND EVEN REMOTELY SANE OR LOGICAL? I MEAN, IF YOU WERE TO ADD UP ALL THE LAWS BROKEN BY ALL THOSE SUPPOSEDLY GUILTY OF ALL THE CRIMES COMMITTED ON 9-11-2001, ACCORDING TO THE “OFFICIAL” VERSION, THERE WOULD BE THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF LAWS BROKEN AND YET, THESE ELECTED OFFICIALS CAN GET AWAY WITH STANDING BEFORE YOU AND PLEADING IGNORANCE? IGNORANCE OF THE LAW IS NO EXCUSE, BUT, IGNORANCE OF ALL THESE LAWS BROKEN, OF ALL THE VARIOUS FOREWARNINGS AND OF THE HISTORICAL PRECEDENCE FOR A 9-11 SCENARIO TO TAKE PLACE, BY ALL OF YOUR TOP ELECTED OFFICIALS, AND THIS IS JUST OVERLOOKED NATURALLY DUE TO THE SIZE OF OSAMA BIN LADEN’S MASSIVE MIND WHICH WOULD HAVE INEVITABLY DEFEATED THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES MILITARY NO MATTER WHAT THESE POOR OVER-MATCHED POLITICIANS WOULD, SHOULD OR COULD OF DONE? HEC YEA, THAT’S A GOOD ENOUGH EXCUSE TO BEAT THE WRAP OF OFFICIALLY ENABLING THESE ATTROCITIES TO BE COMMITTED THROUGH CRIMINAL CONDUCT, BEHAVIOR OR NEGLIGENCE….LONG LIVE IGNORANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....I MEAN IT WORKED FOR RONALD REAGAN COUNTLESS TIMES BACK IN THE GOOD OL’ DAYS OF THE ‘80’S WHEN HIS STANDARD FUN-LOVING ANSWER WAS…”I CAN’T REMEMBER”…”I DON’T KNOW”…”I CAN’T RECALL”….SEEMS LIKE PLAYING STUPID IS A FAVORITE PAST-TIME FOR THOSE WHOSE SWORN DUTY IT IS TO PROTECT AMERICANS FROM ENEMIES BOTH FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC…..HMMM, I SUPPOSE THE SIGNAL SENT HERE IS CLEAR ENOUGH, DON’T PLEAD IGNORANCE, UNLESS YOU ARE ONE OF THEM WHO SEEM TO BE ABOVE THE LAW! DID I SAY HISTORICAL PRECEDENCE? OPERATION NORTHWOODS. EVER HEARD OF IT ? OBVIOUSLY MICHAEL MOORE HAS NOT! SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 WAS AN OFF-THE-SHELF LOOK ALIKE AGENDA MIRRORING A 40 YEAR OLD PLAN BY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO USE HIJACKED PLANES AS WEAPONS TO BE REMOTELY FLOWN INTO BUILDINGS/TARGETS, HERE IN THE U.S., AS A PRETEXT FOR WAR UPON CUBA….COMPLETE WITH FAKE DEATHS, FAKE FUNERALS AND DUPLICATE PLANES….SOUND FAMILIAR? REMEMBER RICE AND FLIESCHER AND ALL THE REST OF THIS ADMINISTRATION STATED THAT THEY HAD NO FORE-KNOWLEDGE THAT SUCH A PLANES-AS-WEAPONS SCENARIO COULD EVEN BE IMAGINED….AND YET, WITHIN HOURS OF THE ATTACKS, EVEN MINUTES AS WAS THE CASE OF ALEXANDER HAIG, THIS ADMINISTRATION WENT FROM A SUPPOSED SUPER STUPOR STATE OF COMPLETE IGNORANCE TO AN OMNIPRESENT STATE OF KNOWING ALL THINGS EVERYWHERE WITH SUDDENLY ENOUGH “ACTIONABLE INFORMATION” TO DEEM 2 COUNTRIES WORTHY OF DEATH WITHOUT ANY NEED OF EVIDENCE OR TRIAL. AMAZING!COULD MICHAEL MOORE CARE TO INFORM YOU OF ANY OF THIS? NO, WELL, HOW ABOUT THE FACT THAT NUMEROUS PLANES-INTO-BUILDINGS {THANKS BARBARA HONEGGER} AND MILITARY HIJACKING DRILLS WHICH WERE BEING CONDUCTED ON THE MORNING 9-11-2001 BY THE U.S. MILITARY, BEFORE THE 1ST PLANE WAS EVEN HIJACKED, DID HE MENTION THAT? HOW ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE NAMES OF THESE DRILLS {PARTIAL LIST} WERE AMALGAM VIRGO, NORTHERN GUARDIAN, NORTHERN VIGILANCE AND VIGILANT WARRIOR, DID HE INCLUDE THIS IN HIS MOVIE? OF COURSE NOT, TOO DANG “UNPLEASANTLY CLANGY” {THANKS GEORGE F. WILL} {KEEP EVERYTHING STRANGE & ODD G.F.WILL, MY REVIEW OF YOUR 5-23-2005 NEWSWEEK ARTICLE HAS ALREADY BEEN WRITTEN!}. SO, EVEN IF YOU OR MICHAEL MOORE DISMISS AND/OR OVERLOOK ALL THE HARD PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE PROVING 9-11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB, THEN TO ACCEPT IGNORANCE AS A JUSTIFYABLE EXCUSE {ON THE PART OF THE ENTIRE ADMINISTRATION} AS TO BEING UNAWARE OF THE MOUNTAIN OF EVIDENCE EXISTING WARNING OF AN IMPENDING 9-11 ATTACK, WELL, IT AIN’T NONE TOO BELIEVABLE AND CERTAINLY NONE TO SMART IN SECURING THE SAFETY & WELL-BEING OF OUR FUTURE HERE IN THE U.S.A.... YES, MICHAEL DID TRY AND OFFER SOME SEMBLANCE OF DECENCY AND SENTIENT COMPASSION, WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR THE UNIVERSALLY INANE AND SUBSTANCELESS MOVIE OFFERINGS WHICH ARE PARADED OUT OF HOLLYWOOD.... AND IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW, OBEDIANTLY SUBSERVIANT HOLLYWOOD IS SO FAR EMBEDDED WITH THE MANDATES {STUPIFICATION OF THE MASSES} OF THE BACKASSWARDS LOGIC OF WASHINGTON D.C.{DOMINATRIX CENTRAL}, THAT THIS EMBEDDED BACK ROOM MARRIAGE OF CONVIENENCE WILL GUARANTEE THE ONGOING PROGRAM OF NATIONAL DE-ENLIGHTENMENT FOR AGES TO COME. IN THIS PARTICULAR BIG SCREEN MOVIE, AT LEAST WE DID GET TO SEE WHAT GEORGE W’S GOLF SWING LOOKS LIKE ON VACATION, VERY IMPORTANT YOU KNOW. YES THE FACTS ARE STILL THERE WAITING TO BE TOLD TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC, WHO DESERVE TO KNOW EVERY TRUTH THERE IS TO POSSIBLY EVER KNOW RELATIVE TO 9-11-2001, BUT FOR MICHAEL {OR ANYONE ELSE IN HOLLYWOOD} TO TAKE ONE STEP OFF OF THE WELL WORN PATH OF DESTRUCTION THIS GOVERNMENT IS FOREVER FORGING AHEAD WITH, IS JUST TOO DANG INCONVENIENT. I WOULD PREFER NOT TO REGARD MICHAEL MOORE AS BUT ONE MORE OTTO WINNACKER. WHO WAS OTTO WINNACKER? WELL, HE WAS THE AUTHOR OF THE WARREN COMMISSION IN REGARDS TO THE PRESIDENTIAL ASSASSINATION OF JFK AND WHO HAPPENED ALSO TO BE, ADOLPH HITLER’S HISTORIAN. YOU KNOW MICHAEL, THERE ARE TEAMS OF OBEDIANTLY SUBSERVIANT OTTOS AND IGORS OUT THERE BESLAVERING PRAISE UPON THESE WAR-LOVING ADMINISTRATIONS, AND FOR YOU TO BE ONE MORE JUST AIN’T CONDUSIVE TO THE BETTERMENT OF ANYONES FUTURE HERE ON EARTH. AND FOR ALL OF YOU WHO LIKE TO ADHERE TO THE THEORY OF LEE HARVEY OSWALD AS BEING THE SOLE ASSASSIN OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WELL, YOU ARE REGURGITATING THE NAZIFIED STORY OF AN EVENT WHICH IN ACTUALITY WAS A “COUP DE TAT”. I WAS WONDERING, SINCE THE ASSASSINATION OF JFK WAS IN ACTUALITY AN INSIDE JOB {SEE THE MARY MUCHMORE 1963 HOME FILM SHOWING THE DRIVER STOPPING NEAR 3 MEN ONE OF WHOM APPEARS TO SHOOT JOHN F. KENNEDY AND THEN RUN FROM THE SCENE. THE ZAPRUDER FILM SHOWS THAT THE DRIVER OF THE LIMO STOPS AND DOES NOT LEAVE UNTIL HE HIMSELF TURNS AROUND AND PERSONALLY WATCHES THE FINAL HEAD SHOT}, THEN TECHNICALLY, HAS THERE EVER BEEN AN OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZED {BY WE THE PEOPLE} UNITED STATES OF AMERICA SINCE NOVEMBER 22, 1963? IS THIS GOING TOO FAR OFF COURSE, HMMM, IS THE REAL HISTORY OF THE U.S.A. RELATED TO THE EVENTS OF 9-11 OR NOT, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT ONE, HMMM GEEZ, I DON’T KNOW, YOU TELL ME. AND JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, WE THE MIGHTY PEACEFUL PREFER WAR-FREE FUTURES AND AS LONG AS THEM MIGHT-MAKES-U.S.-RIGHTEOUS BRAINS IN WASHINGTON D.C. HAVE PREDETERMINED WAR AS OUR MANIFEST DESTINY, UNTIL YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, EXPECT THE DARK AGES. YES, ON SOME THINGS WE DO AGREE MICHAEL. P.S. I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS TO THE 9-11TRUTH MOVEMENT AND GLOBAL OUTLOOK AND ALL OF THE OTHER INDEPENDENT RESEARCHERS WHO ARE DETERMINED TO SET THE HISTORICAL STRAIGHT AND NOT LET ANOTHER NAZI HISTORIAN WRITE THE OFFICIAL STERILIZED STORY OF 9-11-2001. P.S. S. BY THE WAY MICHAEL, HOW IS IT THAT YOU GO FROM SERIOUSLY DOUBTING THE STORY OF OSAMA BEING THE MASTERMIND RESPOSIBLE FOR 9-11-2001 WHEN YOU SAID….”WHAT’S THE DEAL, ARE YOU {THE U.S. GOVERNMENT} TRYIN’ TO TELL ME HE {OSAMA} CONDUCTED THE WHOLE SEPTEMBER 11, ALL THE PLANES EVERYTHING FROM A CAVE IN AFGHANISTAN HOOKED UP TO A KIDNEY MACHINE, IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE TELLING ME, IS THAT WHAT IT {OFFICIAL STORY} IS? ALL THE WAY FROM AFGHANISTAN? I CAN’T EVEN GET A CELL SIGNAL FROM HERE TO THE VILLAGE!”…..TO BEING ONE MORE OBEDIANTE LAP DOG SPIN DOCTORING THE BUSH DOCTRINE OF DECEIT & LIES & PREEMPTIVE WARS & FREEDOM ABOLISHING “PATRIOT ACTS” ALL BASED ON 9-11-2001. HMMM, MAKES ME WONDER, MAYBE DOWN THERE IN BUSHWORLD, I MEAN DISNEY WORLD, YOU HAD ONE TO MANY RIDES ON SPACE MOUNTAIN OR ONE TO MANY LAP DANCES WITH MINNY MOUSE AND ALL THAT DISNEY MONEY STARTED RE-ARRANGING PRIORITIES, ALLEGIANCES AND STRATEGIES…..IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW MICHAEL, THE WAR MONGERS GAME IS FULL OF FLIP FLOPPIN’ READ MY LIPPERS WHO PREFER TO TREAT THE TRUTH AS TREASONOUS. TAKE A STANCE MICHAEL, YOU’RE EITHER WITH WE THE PEACEFUL WHO PREFER WAR FREE FUTURES OR YOU’RE ONE OF THEM WHOSE BRAINS ARE ENCRUSTED WITH PERMA WAR NIGHTMARES FOR US ALL…..I JUST NOW FOUND OUT THAT YOU ARE CONSIDERING MAKING “FAHRENHEIT 9-11 ?” …HMMM, I WONDER IF THAT MEANS THE MOVIE WILL ONLY BE AS ? BAKED AS THE ORIGINAL….HMMM, WE’LL SEE, AND BY THE WAY, IF YOU WANT AN ADVISOR FOR THE ACTUAL CONTENT FOR THE NEXT MOVIE, GIVE ME A CALL. P.S.S.S. I WOULD LIKE TO MENTION THAT THERE IS A BASIC LOGIC INVOLVED HERE IN ME REVIEWING WRITERS & MOVIE MAKERS WHO ARE GENERALLY REGARDED AS "LEFT WINGERS", WHICH IS, THAT, IF YOU HAVE NOT NOTICED YET, THE OTHER END OF THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM IS BLATANTLY POPULATED BY RABID-RIGHT-WING-NUTS WHO ARE COMPLETELY OFF THEIR ROCKERS. NOW TO IDENTIFY CHARACTERISTICS OF THE SUPPOSED "LEFT WINGERS" WHICH ARE NORMALLY ATTRIBUTEABLE TO RIGHT-WING-CLOAK & DAGGER-SMOKE & MIRRORS-BAIT & SWITCHERS-TWO-FACED-READ-MY-LIPPERS REBUBLICANS, ONLY MEANS THAT THERE ARE IN REALITY...NO DEMOCRATS. THIS NEW & DEPROVED ONE-SHRUNKEN-HEADED-PARTY SYSTEM APPEARS TO BE GOING THE SAME CORPORATE TAKE-OVER ROAD WHERE THE END RESULT IS A MONOPOLISTIC BASTARDIZATION OF THE FREEDOMS OF CHOICE NORMALLY ACCORDED A DIVERSE AND CIVILIZED SOCIETY.

MY REVIEW OF “THE ODDNESS OF EVERYTHING” BY GEORGE F. WILL { MAY 23, 2005 NEWSWEEK } YES, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THERE ARE FENCE CLINGIN’ PSEUDO INTELLECTUALS { SPIN-DOCTORS } WHO SIT THERE WITH THEIR INEPT LOGIC { SOPHISTRY } TRYIN’ TO HOODWINK YALL INTO BELIEVING SHEEPLEDOM AIN’T SO BAD. TAKE THE CASE OF GEORGE F. WILL WRITING IN THE MAY 23, 2005 ISSUE OF NEWSWEEK. IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW, SPIN DOCTORS ARE HAPPY LITTLE IGORS SPEWING FORTH THE ILL- CONCEIVED REASONINGS OF A REGIME IN LOVE WITH WAR. NOW BE A GOOD LITTLE DOG, I MEAN SHEEPLE AND DON’T GO RUFFLIN’ NO FEATHERS OR ROCKIN’ NO BOAT OR NONE OF THAT ASCERTAINING OF FACTS TYPE STUFF, JUST DON’T WORRY, BE HAPPY WITH ME GEORGEY ON THE FENCE CONTEMPLATIN’ HOW REALLY MYSTERIOUS, HEY LOOK A CLOUD, HOW STRANGE!!!!! EVERYTHING IS. THIS IS THE EVOLVED LINE OF LOGIC GEORGE F. EVIDENCES IN THE ARTICLE WHEN RIGHT THERE TOWARDS THE END OF THE ARTICLE IN THE PALM OF HIS HAND HE COULD HAVE CRUSHED THE MASTERS OF “CERTITUDE” & “VIOLENCE” WHEN HE STATES…”THE GREATEST THREAT TO CIVILITY - AND ULTIMATELY TO CIVILIZATION - IS AN EXCESS OF CERTITUDE. THE WORLD IS MUCH MENACED JUST NOW BY PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT THE WORLD AND THEIR DUTIES IN IT ARE CLEAR AND SIMPLE - THEY ARE CERTAIN THAT THEY KNOW WHAT - WHO - CREATED THE UNIVERSE AND WHAT THIS CREATOR WANTS THEM TO DO TO MAKE OUR LITTLE SPECK IN THE UNIVERSE PERFECT, EVEN IF EXTREME MEASURES - EVEN VIOLENCE - ARE REQUIRED”, BUT THEN ABANDONS ANY KNOWLEDGE OF LIFE ON EARTH BY PRETENDING THERE IS NO WAR IN IRAQ, BECAUSE ANY REFERENCE TO THIS ONGOING ATTROCITY WOULD IMPLICATE THE U.S. MILITARY { IN COLUSION WITH YOUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES } AS THE MASTERS OF CREATOR-DRIVEN “VIOLENCE” & “CERTITUDE”. NO, WITHOUT RECOGNIZING THE MOST BLATANT REALITY OBSERVABLE, THE IRAQI DEBAUCLE, GEORGE F. BORN - AGAIN - UNDER - A - ROCK - YESTERDAY WILL, INSTEAD GOES ON TO IDENTIFY YOU BOTHERSOME FOLKS HERE IN “AMERICA” WHO ARE THE ONES POSSESSING OF THESE “CLANGING, CLASHING CERTITUDES”. HMMM, I WONDER, IF IT IS SAID “THE SPIRIT OF LIBERTY IS THE SPIRIT OF NOT BEING TOO SURE YOU ARE RIGHT”, THEN, HOW MUCH LIBERTY IS GOING ON IN OUR SHOCK & AWE TERROR CAMPAIGN THE U.S. MILITARY IS ILLEGALLY AND SLAUGHTERRIFICALLY CONDUCTING IN THE “LIBERATION” OF THE IRAQI PEOPLE, WHERE THE BUSH REGIME { U.S.A. } BELIEVES WITH “CERTITUDE”, “VIOLENCE” IS THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION OF DIFFERENCES { IS THAT OIL OURS OR IS IT THEIRS??? }. HMMM, WASN’T IT REPUBLICANS THAT PUT OUT A FULL PAGE AD IN THE WALL STREET JOURNAL STATING TO GEORGE W. BUSH…..“YOU CAN NOT KEEP PROCLAIMING PEACE WHILE PREPARING FOR WAR, YOU’RE WALKING BLIND FOLDED INTO WHAT MAY WELL BE A CATASTROPHE, SHOW THE HUMILITY AND COMPASSION THAT LED US TO ELECT YOU”…..AND WASN’T IT WHITE HOUSE SPOKESPERSON AERIAL SMOKESCREEN FLIESHER WHO, WHEN ASKED BY THE PRESS…..“IN WHAT SENSE DOES THIS DOCTRINE OF PREEMPTIVE WAR REFLECT A MORE HUMBLE NATION”….. ANSWERED “PREEMPTION IS A TIME HONORED PART OF AMERICA‘S TOOL OF DIPLOMATIC & FOREIGN POLICY DEVICES THAT ARE USED HOPEFULLY TO DIFFUSE CRISIS AND WAR FROM EVER TAKING PLACE AND THE PRESIDENT APPROACHES IT IN THE SAME MANNER“…..AND WASN’T IT DICK CHENEY WHO SAID IN ESSENCE “WE DON’T NEED TO ASK PERMISSION FROM ANYONE ANYWHERE ANYTIME TO DO AS WE PLEASE” { IN PREPERATION FOR THE SLAUGHTER OF IRAQIS }…..THE EXACT QUOTE WAS…..”THE COURSE OF THIS NATION DOES NOT DEPEND ON OTHERS, WHAT EVER ACTION {TERROR} IS REQUIRED, WHEN EVER ACTION {TERROR} IS NECESSARY, WE WILL DEFEND THE FREEDOM {WALLETS} AND THE SECURITY {FUTURE} OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE {CORPORATE INTERESTS}”. DO YOU UNDERSTAND YET, GEORGE F. WILL IS HERE SPEAKING SPECIFICALLY ABOUT THE “GREATEST THREAT TO CIVILITY - AND ULTIMATELY TO CIVILIZATION”, AND YET, ON HIS FENCE SITTIN’ FACE HE FALLS WHEN HE COMES TO THE CONCLUSION THAT WE SHOULD “IMMUNE OURSELVES AGAINST MISPLACED CERTITUDE” BY “SAVORING” THE “STRANGENESS OF EVERYTHING”. NOT WORD ONE IN CLEARLY IDENTIFYING WHO THESE MASTERS OF “MISPLACED CERTITUDE” ARE, YET IMPLIES THAT IT IS THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH OF WE THE PEOPLE WHICH IS GETTING SOO DANG “CLANGY”. YEP, GEORGE, DOWN HERE ON THE FARM, WE’RE DARN HAPPY NOT REALLY FIGURIN’ OUT COMPLICATED STUFF LIKE WHO’S EMBEDDED WITH WHO IN THE PROMOTION OF BOMBING CAMPAIGNS WAY OVER YONDER IN IRAQILAND, LIKE WHO REALLY BOMBED THEM TWIN TOWERS IN NYC, LIKE JUST HOW DO PLANES DISAPPEAR AT THE PENTAGON AND WHAT COUNTRY EXACTLY DREW UP THE PLANES - INTO - BUILDINGS SCENARIO AS A PRETEXT FOR WAR ON CUBA 40 YEARS AGO ENTITLED “OPERATION NORTHWOODS”, WE JUST SHEEPISHLY SIT BY AND LET THEM GOOD OL’ WARS GET FOUGHT FOR NO DARN FATHOMABLE REASON WHATSOEVER. YEP, WE’RE JUST A BUNCHA FLAG WAVIN’ SHEEPLE, AS GEORGE F. & W., WISH US TO BE, I MEAN WHY BOTHER WITH ALL THEM FACTS AND FIGURES AND TRIALS AND INDICTMENTS AND EVIDENCE AND JURIES AND STRANGE NUANCES OF AN INTERNATIONAL COURT OF LAW WHERE BRIBES AREN’T GOD? I MEAN HEC, THE TRUTH MIGHT BE UNCOVERED AND THINK OF ALL THE INSANELY PLEASUREABLE OPPORTUNITIES OF WAR THESE SICK MINDS MIGHT BE FOREGOING, I MEAN, IF THE TERRORIZING OF IRAQ WASN’T BECAUSE OF WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, AND WASN’T FOR TRACKIN’ DOWN OSAMA PATSY BIN LADEN {AS 9-11 MASTERMIND} AND WASN’T FOR THE ASS WHOOPIN’ REGIME CHANGE OF HOUSSEIN, THEN WHAT’S LEFT? I GUESS BY NOW YOU’VE DONE FIGURED OUT IT AIN’T REAL LOGICAL TO GO ASCERTAINING FACTS IN REGARD TO THE VIRGINALLY PURE INTENTS OF OILMEN, I MEAN, ALL THAT KNOWLEDGE MIGHT BE A “THREAT TO CIVILIZATION”. AND SPEAKING OF KNOWLEDGE, DID YOU NOTICE THAT ABOUT 60% OF GEORGE F.’S ARTICLE WAS A REGURGITATION OF INANE BANALITIES, LIKE, HOW MANY TIMES THE ORANGE BOWL COULD BE FILLED UP BY PIN-HEADED SIZE STARS, WHAT BRAND OF UNDERWEAR WAS ELVIS’ FAVORITE, HOW FLAKEY EACH OF ARE 10 MILLION TIMES A DAY, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF ORGASMS YOUR TYPICAL TREE FROG HAS DURING MATING SEASON AND HOW MANY TRILLIONS OF ANCESTORS WE ALL HAVE WHO’VE BEEN WANDERING AROUND ON “FINGERNAIL” SPEED CONTINENTS. OH YES, KNOWLEDGE WHICH IS EVER SO TIMELESSLY USEFUL IN THE LIVING OF LIFE HERE ON EARTH. OOPS, I THREW IN A COUPLE OF EXTRAS, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, THE BRAND OF ELVIS’ UNDERWEAR IS ABOUT AS A USEFUL BIT OF KNOWLEDGE AS THE PABULUM PUT FORTH HERE IN NEWSWEEK BY GEORGE F. WILL FOR US TO DIGEST. AND NOW A WORD OR 2 ABOUT HYPOCRITICAL CONTRADICTIONS. GEORGE F. WILL SUGGESTS THAT A DISMISSAL OF CERTITUDE WOULD BE A RATIONAL DIRECTION TO PURSUE { AND INSTEAD “SAVOR”THE “STRANGENESS OF EVERYTHING” }, HOWEVER, NUMEROUS TIMES PREVIOUS TO THIS ASCERTION, HE PROCLAIMS SEVERAL THEORIES OUGHT, WITH CERTAIN, BE TAKEN FOR GRANTED AS REAL LIFE FACTS. THE “BIG BANG” { THEORY }, THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION IS, GUESS WHAT, A THEORY AND OF COURSE, THE IDEA THAT THE CONTINENTS “CREEP” FOR EONS TO EXPLAIN THEIR MOVEMENTS IS AN OUTDATED BARBARIC THEORY { ALONG WITH THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION } DISMISSED WHEN IN THE 1950’S IMMANUEL VELIKOVSKY CAME ALONG AND WITH SURGICAL INTELLECTUAL STRIKES OF PRECISION UPON THE GUARDIANS OF DOGMA, WITH RESEARCH OF MIND BOGGLING PROPORTIONS, BLASTED THAT THEORY INTO OBLIVION. DELIGHTFUL, AIN’T IT, TO SEE HOW THE SPIN DOCTORS, WHO ARE THE WORDY PROPAGANDISTS FOR THE RULERS OF THE REALM, WORK IN THE SERVICE OF STUPIFYING THE MASSES. YES, WE AS GUARDIANS OF INVENTED HISTORY { CAN YOU SAY OTTO WINNACKER, HITLER’S HISTORIAN WHO WROTE THE WARREN COMMISSION } CAN LAY CLAIM, WITH A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF UNRULEY CERTITUDE, TO OUR THEORIES AS FACTS, BUT YOU WHO, IN AMERICA, CAN BE SOO DANG CERTAIN OF YOURSELVES AS TO GO AND “CLANG” YOUR “CERTITUDES” { REMEMBER OH WISE ONE, IT IS THOSE IN THIS COUNTRY WHO STRIVE FOR BETTER WAR FREE TOMORROWS, WHO ARE LABELED, BY THE NOW MONOPOLIZED MEDIA, AS “VIOLENT” ENEMY SYMPATHYZIN’, EXTREMIST, RADICALS UP TO NO GOOD DISTURBING THE PEACE }, WELL NOW, IS THAT REALLY BEIN’ A GOOD AMERICAN BEING SOO DANG “CLANGY” WHEN JUST AS WELL YOU COULD BE ONE MORE SILENT SUBSERVIANT SHEEPLE UNQUESTIONINGLY IN FAVOR OF WHATEVER THE WAR MONGERS WANT OVER YONDER? OF COURSE, HE AIN’T SPEAKIN’ OF BROTHER GEORGE W’S “YOU’RE EITHER WITH US OR WITH THE TERRORISTS” CERTITUDE, NOPE, THAT WOULD BE ACTUALLY FINGERING ONE OF THE CLEARLY IDENTIFYABLE AND RECOGNIZABLE MASTERS OF “VIOLENCE”, WOULDN’T WANT TO GO STEPPIN’ ON THOSE SACRED COW TOES, NOW WOULD WE? AND IF YOU DIDN’T CATCH IT IN THE ARTICLE, GEORGE F. BELIEVES, WITH CERTITUDE, WE’S ALL HERE DUE TO SOME KINDA COSMIC DUMB FOUNDED “LUCK”. JUST A BUNCHA “LUCK” AND “MYSTERIOUS INDETERMINANCY” HAVE GOT US ALL SITTIN’ HERE “NEXT DOOR TO NOTHING MUCH”, YEA, MAKES A LOT OF SENSE, TO PROP UP YOUR IGNORANCE - IS - BLISS - FENCE - SITTIN’ WISH FOR US ALL BY SPEAKING OF ALL THEM BILLIONS OF GALLAXIES OUT THERE AND HOW THAT AT THE SIZE OF A PIN HEAD ALL THE STARS OF THOSE GALAXIES COULD FILL UP THE ORANGE BOWL STADIUM, “OVERFLOWINGLY”, 3 BILLION TIMES, BUT YET, NOT ONE WORD ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF OTHER INTELLIGENT LIFE FORMS ANYWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE. NO WAY MAN, WE FENCE SITTIN’ SPIN DOCTORS GOT OURSELVES SOME STELTHY AGENDAS AND WE AIN’T GONNA BE GOIN’ OUT ON NO RELIGIOUS OR COMMON SENSE LIMB AND SPECULATE ABOUT OTHER LIFE FORMS OUT THERE, NO WAY, WE’LL JUST SUBLIMINALLY SUGGEST YALL ARE HERE DUE TO “ACCIDENTS” { LIKE OOPS, WHAT THE HEC WAS THAT, I THINK IT WAS THE “BIG BANG” }, “CONTINGENCIES” OR CHANCE OCCURANCES { LIKE, GOOD THING THAT RED-HEADED HUMMING BIRD MATED WITH THAT SILVER BACKED BRONTOSAURUS OR WHATEVER QUACK SERIES OF THEORIES EXPLAINS EVOLUTION } AND “LUCK” { LIKE, YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GRAND NEANDRATHALIC MAMA EVER LUCKILY FINDING HER WAY OUTTA THAT CAVE OF PERPETUAL “INCEST” }. YEP, THAT EXPLAINS THE STORY AND AS FAR AS THEM 140 BILLION TRILLION GADZILLION STARS OUT THERE ARE CONCERNED, WE’RE AMAZINGLY AND LUCKILY THE ONLY ONES BABY! YES, GEORGE, THIS WE’RE - THE - ONLY - ONES - HERE - AND - WHAT - LUCK THEORY SOUNDS ABOUT AS ENLIGHTENED AS 500 YEARS OR SO AGO WHEN THEM BIG BRAINS BACK THEN THOUGHT THAT THE SUN, THE PLANETS AND ALL THE STARS OF THE UNIVERSE REVOLVED AROUND US, YEP, AND NOW THAT WE’VE COME A LONG WAY BABY, US BRAINIACS OF 2005 HAVE DECIDED WE ARE THE CENTER OF ALL KNOWABLE KNOWLEDGE IN THIS HERE UNIVERSE. TALK ABOUT JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS! DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE SIMILARITY OF LOGIC, GEORGE F.? WE IS { THANKS GEORGE W. } THE ONLY INTELLIGENT BEINGS SMART ENOUGH TO READ NEWSWEEK { READ MY LUCKILY EVOLVED LIPS, NO OTHER LIFE FORMS } IN THIS HERE UNIVERSE, I MEAN, WITH ALL THAT “LUCK” AND “CONTINGENCIES” AND CIRCUMGIRATIONS TYPE STUFF GOIN’ ON AROUND EVERY FIG TREE, IMAGINE THE ODDS OF YALL NEVER BEIN’ HERE AT ALL, PRETTY RISKY BUSINESS BEING A MICROBE STRUCK BY LIGHTENING IN A SEA OF MUD YOU KNOW, AND OH YES, BY THE WAY, NOW THAT YALL HAVE DONE GOT LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET HERE, BE A GOOD AMERICAN AND SHUT UP AND QUIT “CLANGIN” THEM DANG “UNPLEASANT” “CERTITUDES”! FREEDOM OF SPEECH SURE AS HEC DON’T GO AND GIVE NO ONE AROUND THIS HERE THE RIGHT TO THAT COMMY FREEDOM OF INTELLECTUAL DISSIDENCE B.S., I MEAN YOU “CLANGY” SHEEPLE OUGHT SHUT UP YOUR “UNPLEASANT CERTITUDES” AND THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS THEM MASTERS OF “VIOLENCE” AND “CERTITUDE” DON’T ABU GHRAIB YOU!